New caledonia

  • swiping pigs blood from truck in a huge garbage dump (Quand je bossais pour Jean Pierre), after graduating from Australia, thinking wtf am I doing here.
  • When I did accounting while being stoned with weed

France

  • When I took a photo with Kanye West while picking up a supermodel

Kazakhstan

  • soviet joke (parrots in the store, the most expensive one doesn’t nothing but costs more ‘cause he’s the boss)
  • when furkhat fucked this girl in my house
  • when 2 chicks tried to steal my shit
  • when a chicken farmer ran away with the money and failed