New caledonia
- swiping pigs blood from truck in a huge garbage dump (Quand je bossais pour Jean Pierre), after graduating from Australia, thinking wtf am I doing here.
- When I did accounting while being stoned with weed
France
- When I took a photo with Kanye West while picking up a supermodel
Kazakhstan
- soviet joke (parrots in the store, the most expensive one doesnât nothing but costs more âcause heâs the boss)
- when furkhat fucked this girl in my house
- when 2 chicks tried to steal my shit
- when a chicken farmer ran away with the money and failed